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Kasan Se (Vulgar Masti-Zee TV Presentation)Hot- 1
06-22-2011, 10:16 AM
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Kasan Se (Vulgar Masti-Zee TV Presentation)Hot- 1
Bani: Jigyasa aunty hume rahne ke liye ghar chahiye.
Jigyasa: Tujhe aur tere randi bahno ko ghar chahiye to me kya karun. Ja kote par aur 10 ratoo me tum theeno itna dandha kar logi ki tumhare gand aur chut ko acha comeback mil jayega jo tera baap tujhe rojana diya karta tha aur tumhara aur tere randi bhano ko sahara mil jayega.
Piya: hamare pet me waise bhi hamare baap ke nishane pal rahe hai aunty jo usne marne se pahle hum teeno ki chut par apna virya lagatar theen din gira kar di he.
Jigyasa: To ja gira de me kya karun.
Rano: Girane ke liye operation ka fees dena padega itna pesa nahi hai hamare pas.
Peche se walya ata hai.
Walya: kis khobsurat randi ne khatkhatya hai mere darwaje par (man me-oh cool kya chut hai kya gand hai oehoe maja ajayega inhe chodne mai to)
Bani: Sir, me bani hoon.(man me-kya londa hai, par thoda budha hai lekin chalenga mere 18 sal ke kuwari chut par fit parega).
Rano: Me Rano.
Walya: (man me-Che campu)
Piya: or me Piya.
Walya: (man me-oh kya mal he oh mere laude thoda rukh milege).
BREAK->
IDEA- 50 paise me rat bhar.
Godrej hair dye- 5 rs pack me apne jante sundar aur kale va manmohak banaeye.
Bani: mere papa aur ma nahi rahi me kya karun me aur mere bahene mount abu main sabse badi randi the phir ek din mere baap ke marne ki report ayi. Mera baap dukhi tha kyonki wo hi hamare chut aur gand ka khayal rakne wala akela tha aur baki hame raste chalte chote rahte. Par jab usne apni report dekhi to usne marne se pahle hi hum teno ki chut me theen din lagatar apna virya dala. Sala madarchod kuta aur hume humare apne randi khane se nikal diya gaya kyonki hum teno pregnant ho gaye the. Bhadwegiri ka dhanda tha uska. Aur usi randi khane se hum ko nikala gaya aur hamara buisness bhi thap ho gaya. Phir humane ek din akhbar me apka ad dekha ki apki office me theen randiyon ki jarurat hai par hum theeno to pregnent hai par hum ise girana chate hai. Par paise nahi hai humare pas. Apko hum theno randi giri ka maja denge par hume rahne ke liye ghar aur pet girane ke liye paise chahiye.
Rano: Hum apko ful2 maja denge agar ap hamare ye mange puri karenge.
Piya: Plz.
Walya: ok par paise aise nahi milenge. Koi kam karna hoga. Aur bad me randigiri bhi.
Jigyasa: Par bhaiya ap aise kaise en teeno randiyon ko…….
Walya: Samja karo mere lund ki dasa tumhare gand aur chut mar mar kar thak chuka hoon. Ab kuch naya chahiye.
Bani: Thanx Mr.Walya ab se mai roj subha uth kar apni gand ka halua khilaya karungi aur…
Rano: Aur me apne chut ke juices ka.
Piya: (man me-Me to pahle se he sahil se fix hoon. Is walya ko ye dono randi bahne sambhal lenge)
-Break->
LIC Policy- Jevan ke sath bhi Jevan ke bad bhi
Pepsi- Ye pyas hai badi.
Walya: U know tumhara baap ka badwagiri bade hi chote rup me tha par mera proffesion hai badwagiri ka hi par bahut hai bade paymane me. Rojane hujaron ladkiyan foriegn export ki jate hai. Aur hamara profit margin tumhare baap ke margin se croro rupye ucha hai. Par me ye sab bate me tumhe kyon bata raha hoon kyonki tum bhi apne bal par apne baap ke tarah hi bahut bada badwagiri buisness empire khada kar sako. You dont worry now aur tum outhouse mai rukh sakti ho. Par kal se tumhe mere hotel me pregnent sex karke mera purane grahko ko kush karna hoga.
Ok now you all may leave.
Aagle din subha
Bani: Jigyasa aunty Mrs.Walya kya jag gaye hai.
Jigyasa: Kyon chut me khujli ho rahi hai kya jo tum dono randiyan subha2 utkar muh utha kar chudne chale ayi.
Bani: Nahi aise bat nahi.
Jigyasa: to kaise bat hai.
Bani: woh main Mr.Walya ke liye apni gand se banya hua swadist garmagaram halua le ke ayi hu.
Rano: aur main apni chut ka rasela juice.
Jigyasa: chali jao yaha se hame nahi chahiye tum jaise randiyon ka bana hua halwa aur juice.
Peche se Mr.Walya
Ate hai.
Walya: kya hua oh bani a jao main tumhara gand ka bana hua halua khane ke liye kab se bekrar ho raha tha.
Jigyasa: Kya bhaiya ap en randiyon ka bana hua halwa khaege. Kya mere gand me ab who maja nahi raha ya taste ki ma chud chuki hai. Jo ap en randiyon ka banaya hua halwa aur juice pena chate hai hae me ye sunne se pehle mar kyon nahi gayi.
Aditya: Are kya chal raha hai bhai are jai tumne apne randikhane se kya mal mangaye hai aha aaj to me bhi maja lunga nayi pakwano ka. Chalo jaldi se hamare dining table pe chalke let jao. Jao ache se letna.
[EXIT BANI AND RANO]
Kya mal aye hai na jai aj naste me maja a jayega.
[EXIT WALAYA TO DINING TABLE]
Jigyasa: kya demag karab ho gaya hai tumhara aj se pahle to mera hi bana nasta karte the par aj en do randiyon ne tumko itna lubha liya.
Aditya: Be cool Jigyasa hamare badwagiri ke dhande me ye sab chalta hai.
[EXIT ADITYA]
Jigyasa(to herself): Dhek lungi me en teeno randi bahno ko jinne mere pati aur bhai dono chen liye.
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